I Am Bee Mice Elf

“It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.” ~W.C. Fields


Written By: IAmBeeMiceElf

I live in America. I have the right to write whatever I want. And it’s equaled by another right just as powerful: the right not to read it. Freedom of speech includes the freedom to offend people. ~Brad Thor

I don’t intend to offend you.  The right to free speech includes YOURS.  Tell me why I’m wrong!  I will tolerate ALL comments!     —>there’s ALWAYS an exception<—    Civility! It’s the only rule.  I am both opinionated and open minded.  I welcome you to make me consider your position.  I encourage you to make me look at another perspective.  We may never agree but as Dave Mason said, “There ain’t no good guy, there ain’t no bad guy, there’s just you and me and we just disagree.”


Reading this blog has been known to cause tingly feelings in your happy places, overwhelming rage and borderline psychotic thoughts or actions, epilepsy, toenail cancer, hot flashes, chills, erections lasting more than 4 hours, narcolepsy, sleeplessness, feelings of euphoria, tunnel vision, rabies, and post traumatic stress disorder.

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